Certified by one elephant

We do not track you.

We cannot even track the GlowNuzzles, and we know roughly where they live.

The whole policy, if you're between lands: No cookies. No fingerprinting. No ads. No accounts. No forms. We count visits the way Clara counts souvenirs — in total, never by name.

Cookies

This site sets none. Not tracking cookies, not "essential" cookies, not the kind with jam in the middle. There is no banner asking for your consent because there is nothing to consent to. The mug on Lila's desk contains cold tea, which is as close as we get.

Analytics, conducted respectfully

We like knowing how many travelers passed through — the herd asks. For that we use Cloudflare Web Analytics, which was built specifically to count visits without following visitors.

The plain-language facts: Cloudflare Web Analytics is cookieless. It stores nothing in your browser — no cookies, no localStorage — and builds no individual visitor profile or identifier. We see aggregate numbers: page views, referrers, countries, browser types. We cannot see who you are, and neither can the elephant.

What passes through in transit

Honesty clause, stitched in plain thread: like every website, this one is delivered over the internet, which means your browser sends standard technical information — an IP address, a user-agent string — to our hosting provider (Cloudflare) in the course of serving you the page. It is processed to deliver and protect the site and to produce the aggregate counts above. We do not use it to identify, profile, or contact you, and we sell nothing — the stone is, famously, sold out.

The videos

The films on this site are hosted right here on snoutshine.shop. No third-party video player is embedded, which means no streaming platform is watching you watch Lila wake up.

What we could not collect if we tried

There are no accounts, no sign-ups, no comment fields, no newsletters, and no checkout. The "Add to Cart" button is decorative, aspirational, and permanently disappointed. If you never type anything into this site, that is because there is nowhere to type.

Children

This site is safe for eight-year-old field agents. We collect no personal information from anyone, of any age, in any land.

If this ever changes

If we someday add anything that uses cookies or collects personal information, we will update this page first and ask properly, the way you ask an elephant for anything.

Questions

Whisper them into any closet. The herd checks them all eventually. (There is deliberately no contact form here — a form would collect information, and you have read how we feel about that.)

All tears shed voluntarily. Policy effective July 28, 2026, and reviewed nightly by the herd.